small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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