i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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