thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
