i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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