I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
two words...techno handjob
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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