That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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