Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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