There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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