and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You pole danced in your parka.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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