I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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