Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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