Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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