Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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