would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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