here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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