i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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