I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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