So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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