so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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