I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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