Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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