in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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