Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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