i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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