also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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