how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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