there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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