i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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