If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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