There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
smell my finger.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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