Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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