We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
