I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're like the curious george of whores
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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