I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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