singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize