we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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