my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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