My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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