i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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