is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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