No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Randomize
