yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
