the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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