Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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