I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
