we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Randomize
