fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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