Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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