I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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