OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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