Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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