i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
