'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
what day is it and did you see me today?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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