i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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