i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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