Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I bet he comes in French.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
my being single is dangerous.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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